Sunday, December 14, 2008

Welcome to the Beehive

Welcome to The Hive. Gary and Deb are hibernating in Vermont under a foot of snow. Instead of upping our antidepressant dosages, we've decided to reach out to our fellow bees and wasps. I'm premenstrual and Gary is exhausted. Gary will be asleep in five and I'll be up till about 1 am with Callie the cat. She was just fixed but I stopped Gary short of de-clawing her by threatening to leave him. He backed away obsequiously. Gary's already disappointed with our blog and has accused me of having low literary standards. On the other hand he hasn't come up with any original material. Yet. That's what comes of eating Entenmann's donuts just before bed. He should be good to go tomorrow morning, after his coffee.

1 comment:

  1. Entenmann's donuts are dangerously addictive. Avoid at all costs. This blog reminds my of my first theological notions: God as married couple. Hey, it explained a lot ...